ORVIS TIMELESS AIRSTREAM

Unlike Cousin Eddie’s RV from Christmas vacation, you’r not gonna mind if someone parks this thing in your driveway for a couple days or like in Eddie’s case, a month or so. The Orvis Timeless Airstream is a fully restored jewel of the Northwest. Once used as a hunting and fishing lodge near Google Lake, Oregon, this rig is now a meticulously restored blast from the past. This thing is fully loaded with more than the works.

Inside, the warm and cozy Orvis-inspired cabin is appointed with natural hickory wood, aged oak flooring, copper sheet, and genuine leather. Brand-new running gear has been installed below including a new axle, brakes, suspension, wheels, tires, and coupler.

Don’t forget the built in HDTV and Blue Ray player. The current bid for this silver bullet is at $80,000, but don’t worry you have until December 11 to make a final bid. Happy bidding.

I don’t think the shitters gonna be full in this thing anytime soon.